Heaven – I still have a chance…

Update: I no longer hold these views, but people change, and the only way to know if its for the better or worse is by having a reminder of the person you used to be.

I have been an atheist for the better part of my life. I started doubting everything at the age of six and I was pretty sure by my first holy communion ā€“ the make-believe ritual of eating an unleavened wafer masquerading as the literal body of the 2000 year old vampire Jesus Christ ā€“ that all this religious crap was utter poppycock. Iā€™m, as of now, not confirmed as a Roman catholic, which is to say that the sacrament of confirmation eludes me.